So this post is only six years
late but seeing as how my last post about Game of Thrones was overwhelmingly
popular (and by that I mean not one, not two, but THREE people actually said something to
me about it today at work) I figured it was time to sit down and write this one
out. And obviously, spoilers below for a show that ended six years ago.
I loved Breaking Bad, it was one of my favorite TV dramas of all
time, the list which looks something like this:
1) The Wire
2) Breaking Bad
3) The Americans
4) Friday Night Lights
...
...
899) Lost
900) Sons of Anarchy (stand by
for a future post about how much I hated this show yet marathoned the entire
series recently despite hating everyone in it and everything about it by
episode three).
And before I get any shit, there are plenty of TV shows I've never
seen but will get around to one day - The Leftovers is at the top of my
list. I'll get to The Shield one day. And if I ever find an
unlimited amount of hours I'd like to watch the West Wing and Deadwood as well,
among others.
A guy only has so much free time, even watching most television in
1.5 speed doesn't leave enough time for everything.
But I've gone off on a tangent, let me get back to Breaking Bad.
Breaking Bad was a near
perfect show that came so close to getting it right but missed the mark at the
very end. Some people would say that
this show had a bummer ending (Walt died - waaaah) but I argue that the show had the
happiest possible ending given the circumstances the main characters found
themselves in during the final season. Just because a main character dies doesn't mean it's a bummer ending.
And look, I don’t want to see bummer endings just for the sake of a
bummer ending. It needs to make sense and
much like Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad set itself up perfectly for the most
bummer of bummer endings.
By season five the writing was
on the wall: Walt was going to die. He
is diagnosed with cancer in the very first episode of the series and by the final season his cancer
has returned and he’s getting makeshift chemo treatments in his secret lodge in New
Hampshire. So if it wasn’t being killed
at the hands of nazis or police, cancer was going to get him anyway.
But much like Game of Thrones,
Vince Gilligan created circumstances that could have left me feeling far more satisfied
at the conclusion of the show.
When Walter White made the
transition from high school chemistry teacher to criminal mastermind and meth
cooker, he originally did it for one reason: to be able to leave something for
his family. It was the main theme of
season one. Walt didn’t love cooking
meth at the start, he just wanted his family to be financially secure once he
was gone.
However, as time progressed,
Walter White became a super-villain of sorts.
His cancer went into remission but he kept cooking. Providing for his family went out the window
as he eventually had more money than they would ever need but it also tore his
family apart. He loved the power he had
and the empire he had built and it actually COST him his family.
By late season six, his wife
was terrified of him and his son hated him.
He was responsible for the death of his brother-in-law and his partner in
the New Mexico desert. Meanwhile, Walt's partner in crime, Jesse Pinkman, was a slave to white supremacists, cooking
meth against his will until they were most likely going to eventually kill him
once they got good enough at cooking themselves. Also, almost all of his money had been stolen
by the nazis and Walter had to flee the state with help from Saul’s fixer.
Basically, things were pretty shitty.
The show concluded with Walter
giving ten million dollars to his former business partner to give to his
family, Walt kills all the nazis (while taking a stray bullet and dying
himself) and Jesse escapes. His family
eventually got the money, Jesse made it out alive and sure, things are still
pretty shitty but I’d argue this was the happiest possible conclusion to an
otherwise unhappy show.
So, here’s what I would have
done differently, which I think would have fit better thematically in the
context of the show:
First of all, Walt’s cancer
never comes back, that’s important because I don’t want the looming threat that
Walter’s life is finished regardless of other events.
In one of the last episodes,
Lydia (Walt’s business partner of sorts as the supplier of a key ingredient in
his cooking) hires the nazis to kill Skyler White because she has too much
information. Lydia is nothing if not
paranoid and ruthless as she was the one who wanted to have all of her
connections in prison executed so this makes perfect sense.
However, the nazis don’t go
through with the plan, instead assuring Lydia that Skyler is scared enough and
will never speak to the police.
So, that’s bullshit.
In my ending, the nazis go
through with Lydia’s plan. They break
into the house late at night, kill Skyler, Walt Jr, and maybe even the
baby. Actually yes, definitely the baby,
don’t want her coming back later to hunt them down. I mean, they are nazis after all.
Walter, now living in a cabin
in New Hampshire, gets word of the murders since he was already national news,
and decides to go back to New Mexico to avenge them. Just about everything else can play out nearly
the same except for all the stupidity that surrounded the final episode with
him running all around Albuquerque without being spotted (that really annoyed
me) by anyone. And of course he wouldn’t
visit his old business partner to give him money to pass along to his family,
because they’re all dead.
Walter buys a machine gun, just like what happened. He makes a deal with Lydia and Todd to give his recipe to the nazis in exchange for a million dollars (a ruse anyway), just like what actually happened. He goes to the nazis compound and
kills all the nazis, just like what actually happened.
However, Walter doesn’t take a
stray bullet, he survives the massacre. But Jesse eats it too, so now he’s dead.
Everyone Walter has ever cared
about is dead: Skyler, Walt Jr, the baby, and in a twisted way due to their love/hate relationship, Jesse Pinkman. Only Walter survives.
The final shot of the show is Walt,
looking at a family photo of happier times, crying. Cut to black, the end.
The irony would have been
incredible and thematically, it would have been beautiful. Walter lives only to see everyone he cared
about dead. It started out in season 1 as
a mission to leave something to his family, but Walter got lost along the way. He became Heisenburg. He lied to his family, he killed people and
had people killed. He became the biggest
drug kingpin in the southwest United States.
And in the end, his transition to villain killed everyone he loved.
And sure, he probably would
kill himself after this but I’m not that dark and I’d leave that up to you, the
viewer, to decide
What do you think?
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